A hates her husband, a bloated
B, while he loathes his lover, soggy
C, who despises D, busty sister of the
E that abominates F’s affair with a G, an
H detesting, I dater, and easy hook-up, like
J, though both are unlike never-knackered K.
L and M resented al dente N,
O offended P, Q quit R, S sunk T,
U unnerved V, and wily two-timer W,
X and Y have a clingy axe to grind, but
Z stayed zealous, celibate and glutenfree.